I'm now going to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. Once upon a time, there lived a fair princess in a huge castle. One Tuesday early in the year, she was making an exceedingly large edible creation in a frying pan, and did not know what to do with it, as it was too big to eat in one go, when in walked a wicked witch, who was about to take her away to a small cave a few miles away. However, through another door entered the princess's culinary adviser. It was just at that moment that the doorbell rang. The princess's culinary adviser said......cut the pancake! Where does skinhead sadist come into all this furry tail? In fact, the story was just coming to that bit. The wicked witch turns her into a revolting piece of soggy earwax, somewhat resembling skinhead sadist. In fact, it is true that if any extremely handsome young man (i.e. male Gopsi member or pole dweller) kissed skinhead sadist, he would turn back into the ravenously beautiful princess. However, it is rather difficult to approach the horrible sadistic creature without vomiting violently or slipping in the slime surrounding him.
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