Tomking, vb.:
I tomk, you tomk, he tomks, she tomks...
Tomking is one of the most important activities known to mankind. Almost everybody likes a good tomk now and them. This is attributed, hence the name, to a certain Tom King. Were I investigating a myth, many centuries old, I would suggest that perhaps this was not Tom King, but King Tom. However, this would be ridiculous, because at the time of writing Tom has not yet attended a coronation (to public knowledge), let alone his own. But if he did, he could be named from then on: King Tom King.